Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Knowledge As We Know It.
Friday, December 25, 2009
A Note To Santa.
That’s it, Santa. I just need to know why you are so appealing. Yes, we all love you, but why? You are an elderly, bearded obese man dressed in a white trimmed velvety red suit. Yet, you get boys and girls to dream of you all year round, and sit on your lap to spill their greatest desires in the world. You can be everywhere at once, I’ve seen you at multiple stores in one day—it’s quite impressive. Tell the people working for you to be less pushy though, they can be sort of a letdown. Bring some elves down south instead, if they’re not too busy. Anyhow, how did you know I liked philosophy and photojournalism? Those books are going to be great reads, thanks! Speaking of great reads, did you like the notes my family left you? It’s really nice of you to take the time to read them, and leave a note for us. You have much better things to do, like bringing joy to billions of other children and tending to your reindeer. That is another thing. You have reindeer. I mean seriously-- you could make a Lamborghini fly, and yet you choose to go green and ride reindeer. That’s pretty awesome, Santa. Also, I know you like to enter houses through chimneys, but unfortunately I don’t have one. Nonetheless, you manage to get inside my house without having to break a thing. You’re like some sort of professional. Oh speaking of breaking things—how do you NOT break things after drinking all the Tuaca in our fridge? That was you, right? You can drink to excess, eat millions of cookies to excess, and yet I haven’t heard of any major health problems of yours in any grocery store tabloids. And I would have seen them, I keep up with that stuff. It's fascinating! Did you hear about Martha’s darkest secrets in the National Inquirer? Great stuff, I'm serious! Anyhow, I’m jealous of your good health; I don’t think I’ll ever be able to stay healthy with a lifestyle like yours. Another thing I’ll never be able to do is live forever- how old are you again? You have sure been around for a while. If I’m not mistaken, you have been a major endorsement for Coca-Cola for a long time, too. I love Coke! Do you get paid for that? I know you’re a non-profit of sorts, but it’s alright to take a modest salary, you know? If it all goes into your North-Pole empire, I understand. It must cost a lot to keep up; especially with the economy and all. You’ve got your movies to invest in as well! I see your new films on ABC Family and in theaters every year. Who runs your film department? They sure have got a lot on their hands, yet they get it done. You know how to allocate jobs to your elves. Elves, you have elves! Little people with big ears that sure know how to use a bow in the Lord of The Rings—I wish I had some of those little guys. Come to think of it, is that where the elves went after The Battle for Middle Earth? To The North Pole? Interesting. Alright, I sort of understand your attraction to kiddos, now that I think about it. The list of why you are awesome is bottomless! Like your sack! Of toys! You can do a whole lot, man. Your “Ho’s” don’t get you in trouble like Tiger’s did; they only spread tons of joy. So, I suppose you deserve a thank you. Merry Christmas, Big Guy!Monday, December 21, 2009
We'll Remember You, Emmett.
* SOME OF THE IMAGES IN THE VIDEO ARE DISTURBING
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Inspirational Sounds.
When an album, or a song for that matter, can take someone to a different place or memory every time they hear it- it is something rare, and special. According to iTunes, I have listened to each of the Kings of Convenience's songs ten times over each. I can't get enough, which may actually be an inconvenience. But hey, they help me think, dream, write, focus, and feel good about life. Their sound is unlike any other. Each one of their songs is original and unique in its own way, and their lyrics are beautiful. Erlend Øye and Eirik Glambek Bøe, the two musicians that make up this phenomenal duo, have created something special. Their four albums thus far, Quiet is the New Loud, Versus, Riot On an Empty Street, and Declaration of Dependence are all arguably some of the best albums I've ever heard. Yes, Brittany Spears, Lady "Ga-Ga", and The Jonas Brothers might be having a good year, but trust me on this one: these two deserve more fame and fortune than all of the biggest pop-stars around. I'm not trying to promote them or anything, I'm just trying to share one of my biggest musical inspirations. Check them out at Skreemr. I can't suggest any one song, you'll have to discover what you like the most. Here's one of their best videos in my opinion, it's a taste of what they're like. By taste, I mean a tiny bite of their thousand- flavored slice of musical beauty.
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Monday, December 14, 2009
The Widow.
Yesterday, in the bitter cold evening weather of southern New Hampshire, I participated in a bell ringing for the Salvation Army. I was assigned a partner for the job, but ended up having to go solo. A bell in each hand, I had the power to attract lots of ears. Honestly, I wasn't expecting Walgreen's to be so packed. For the first five minutes, I felt cold and numb. All I wanted was for my shift to end, so that I could go inside and warm myself. But, then something strange happened to me. An elderly woman- with a black jacket, hat, purse, gloves, you name it- came out of no where, and approached me. Her first words were "You know son, I just have to tell you a story". She proceeded to tell me the story of how her husband, who passed away some years ago, fought in World War One. Chemical warfare nearly took his life when he was gassed and made unconscious in the front-line trenches. When down, he was trampled by horses. Every Christmas, he would tell her the story of how the only thing that kept him going in the days after his incident was the hot chocolate provided by the Salvation Army. Bell ringings and donations could have saved that man's life for all I know. She finished her story with a quick "God bless you son, you've got it right," and walked away, smiling. I will never see this woman again, but her story is something I will not forget. What are the chances that this elderly woman would end up at a Keene, NH Walgreen's at 2:30, and run into me? Immediately after hearing her story, my mind was sent into a state of wonder- I felt like I could stand out there in the cold all day. I spent my remaining time thinking about how the world works. How connections are made between us across the ocean by such simple things as ringing a bell for change. During this Christmas season, everyone should realize, or make an effort to realize, we need change. Not pocket change, of course, but change in the form of changing lives. Americans have spent FIFTEEN BILLION dollars on Christmas gifts this weekend alone (Maybe a little less due to the East coast being rocked by blizzard weather, but a lot nonetheless). Fifteen billion into gifts for those who are already content, and yet those 3.5 million homeless in our country are starving and without gifts. I just can't understand. Yes, I receive gifts, but do I need them? No. I'm not even close to needing them. But, I am thankful I can receive them. I'm not trying to say we need to change our culture of gifting each other, but I think if we are going to keep our traditions, everyone should try to contribute to those who really need it. A tradition of helping others, maybe? Ringing a bell wasn't much on my part, but if I did that and more every year, I am bound to be providing hot chocolate somewhere. So thank you, lonely widow- you have inspired me. Merry Christmas to you.
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